If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm going to McDonald's. I don't need to pretend.

If you're out, and starving, and need a bite to eat, then you need fast food.

I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

I don't really eat a lot of fast food, ever, but if I had to eat at one fast food restaurant, it'd be In-N-Out.

Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.