If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That's all I'm asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me.

Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect.

I love race car drivers, I love gymnastics, I love UFC, I love police officers, I love firefighters. I just try to give them the same enjoyment they give me.