If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynechologist, I'd fake an orgasm.

My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass.

182 has no significance, we just pulled it out of our ass.

What's my age again?

If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out by the juniour high like my dad does...

I think age is just a stupid number