If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow - As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me - The pot's at the other end

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

He wanted to step up, and he's done that. The kid is relentless.

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!