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If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?


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If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you that I hit Erik?' Stark asked me ...
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DEYTH BANGER I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
GRAFFITO I shot an arrow into the air,It fell to earth, I knew not where (The Arrow and the Song)
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
DEYTH BANGER If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attracti...
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW I couldn't put it within 8 feet if I hit that shot 50 times. It was definitely an easy putt.
BRUCE LIETZKE If an arrow is shot at the sky, how can it reach there? The sky above is unreachable - know this wel...
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB Why is it that if you hit a shot to within a tenth of an inch of the hole, it's a great shot, bu...
DAVID L. WOLPER If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it;
Every arrow that flies feels the att...
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW If you have knowledge, then use it for educating not for degrading.
FAISAL NAWAZ MAITLO If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it.
DEYTH BANGER You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the ...
JUSTIN HALPERN It would be a surprise if people thought I would be playing a lot of rock 'n' roll.
ELVIS COSTELLO Hands on hips, Jade snickered. "I'm invincible. Go ahead and give it your best shot."
"I wonder...
JUS ACCARDO It was a bright, orange arrow, and at first in looking at it I didn't really know what it was, and a...
TONI HARRIS If someone comes along and shoots an arrow into your heart, it’s fruitless to stand there and yell...
PEMA CHöDRöN Who we are is determined by the actions we take, the words we choose to say, the people we love. And...
REBECCA HARRIS You said that you are smart, didn't you?

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DEYTH BANGER A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
G. C. LICHTENBERG A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG Take a chance of your life, you're risking nothing in this planet.
NAZIM AMBALATH Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?” “I’m nothing special. I’m drowning,” I...
IF I WAKE I’d scream, but I have no voice. The bullies stole it from me
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IF I WAKE She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins
IF I WAKE Acting is Hollywood. It's an American dream. If you asked just about anybody and said, 'Would you be...
CHRIS MONEYMAKER It didn't surprise me. I thought I shot pretty well in practice. I have a lot of confidence in my sh...
ALLAN RAY A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
G. C. (GEORG CHRISTOPH) LICHTENBERG A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG I knew the guy had an open net and if I could cover some net, maybe it would hit me, and it did.
KYLE CALDER [The poster] would have been a picture of an ass, with the cast coming out of the crack.
PAUL BATES If an ass goes traveling it will not come home a horse.
PROVERB I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
BABE ZAHARIAS If you have an American citizen who's been shot and killed, I think that that is a deeply disturbing...
SEAN MCCORMACK I not often like the begining of something it has it owns doubts, loses and failures. But the end is...
DEYTH BANGER it was an enemy of Islam and that if one is to carry out an operation it would be better to hit the ...
AHMED RESSAM But do you love me? If Erik were good-looking, would you love me, Christine?
GASTON LEROUX It is easy to dodge a spear that comes in front of you but hard to keep harms away from an arrow sho...
CHINESE PROVERBS If one, two and three say you are an ass, put on the ears
PROVERB Americans rightly asked, if this is the way our government responds to a natural disaster it knew ab...
RUSS CARNAHAN If you put someone in position to hit a lucky shot and they're capable of doing it, it happens.
MIKE DUNLEAVY If I could change on thing about myself, I would: Have better knees. Mine are shot because of injuri...
WILLIAM PETERSEN An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward,. When life is dragging you back with difficulties,...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA He that makes himself an ass must not take it ill if men ride him
THOMAS FULLER [If you like little films about birds you might also consider] The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill. ....
ROGER EBERT If there is a sacred moment in the ethical pursuit of game, it is the moment you release the arrow o...
JIM POSEWITZ We would score and bring the lead down, then all of a sudden they would hit a 3 or hit an easy shot.
DERRICK LOW Alex hit that first shot and fueled us the rest of the game. It was a huge win. If we lost, our titl...
JACK PURTELL ¿Quieres entender que es un año de vida? Pregúntaselo a un estudiante que acaba de suspender el e...
MARC LEVY If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
CRAIG GROESCHEL If you don't take an opponent serious, they surprise you.
CANELO ALVAREZ I would absolutely not support this if I thought it was just an in-your-face thing against the label...
MICHAEL GREENE Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.
B. C. FORBES I'm about as straight an arrow as you'll find out there.
DEBORAH NORVILLE The shot went through the driver's windshield. If the deputy didn't move, it would have hit him in t...
TERI BARBERA I don't really want to kill nobody. If I would have hit him, I would have called an ambulance.
JOSHUA BORKLUND Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES My bunker shot was made easier when Jim didn't hit it close. If I just hit it on the green, I win th...
WES SHORT JR Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if you had aimed ...
F. HAWES If I felt like a fish out of water in my family, I felt like a fish on Mars in Adam’s circle.
GAYLE FORMAN I meant it to be jokey, but it came out sounding bitter
GAYLE FORMAN Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up.
EDMUND ROUSE I don't know if it was much of an interview. We just shot the breeze.
RICHARD PETTY I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
BABE DIDRIKSON ZAHARIAS I thought it hit the dirt. If it did, it did. I have no idea.
AJ PIERZYNSKI If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you
BRUCE LEE If you don't already know about jazz music, how would you be exposed? How would get an opportuni...
ESPERANZA SPALDING I hadn't thought about that. I guess if I win it they'll have to put an asterisk beside it since I g...
AARON MARTENS It was a warning-track shot. I thought he had hit a grand slam.
JOEY KALMUS The coaches wanted me to pop out and take the shot if it was there. Lucky for me, I hit it.
AYMAN ATIEH Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.
B. C. FORBES It was pretty nerve-racking. If I don't get a hit, the game's over. It's an opportunity you wait for...
DANIELLE KINLEY he kissed me hard. "Promise me. Promise me you'll spend New Year's with me next year," he whispered ...
GAYLE FORMAN I leave the genre labeling to other people. I really do. If I were to think too hard about it, that ...
TAYLOR SWIFT I'd use your opinion as an ass wipe;if i actually gave a shit.
BEN DOVER Jordan's a good, clutch player. The shot went up and I turned my head to check on rebound position. ...
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RANDEE HELLER I would think (such questions) would cross anybody's mind. I'd be very surprise if it didn't.
BILL BLOMQUIST Most men would rather be shot through with a broad-headed arrow than be described by you.
NEAL STEPHENSON It would surprise me if it became a big source (of financing).
MATTHEW SIMMONS If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.
RITA ORA An arrow may fly through the air and leave no trace; but an ill thought leaves a trail like a serpen...
CHARLES MACKAY It remains more than a bit absurd to me that this scene would garner an R if shot exactly the same b...
ROBERT LANTOS The CIB you get when you (step) off the plane if you get shot at, but an EIB you have to earn it,
JAMES CLINTON I thought I could win if I shot a good round. It's one thing to think it, and another to do it.
ALLEN DOYLE And he said unto his lad, Run, find out now the arrows which I shoot. And as the lad ran, he shot an...
BIBLE Captain Billings," he drawled finally, "if you will pardon my candor, I might remark that you are so...
EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS My scar is beautiful. It looks like an arrow.
CARLY SIMON I thought about it, but it's a very small college, and I thought I would have a better chance if I w...
JULISSA VENTURA If I said yes, it would be an empty promise.
TOM WATSON When you have nothing nobody knows you. When you have something everyone knows you. If you're not wi...
REGINA MARIE CHRISTENSON My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
JIM FOX Live for today with your eyes on the future.
THOMAS FLAJNIK - ANTICHIMERAPODAL Don't let anyone blind you with their criticism, you're just beautiful.
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