If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.


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It was important for me to get in. I didn't show up to practice yesterday and I just had to prove my...
KAMERON HANDY
We're trying to make sure that if the average student wants to go to higher education that there wil...
PHILIP HANDY
It's first at this point in time. We haven't had an integrated stack like this before.
SCOTT HANDY
The customers we have been dealing with have been asking us to approach Linux with an eye toward int...
SCOTT HANDY
In a broad sense there are a lot of people working on the elusive nirvana of cross-platform developm...
SCOTT HANDY
Setting my mind on a musical instrument was like falling in love. All the world seemed bright and ch...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
I knew the whistle of each of the river boats on the Tennessee.
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
The name of my ailment was longing, and it was not cured till I finally went to the department store...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
Whenever I heard the song of a bird and the answering call of its mate, I could visualize the notes ...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
I think America concedes that true American music has sprung from the Negro.
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
You've got to appreciate the things that come from the art of the Negro and from the heart of th...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
Nature was my kindergarten.
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
The blues - the sound of a sinner on revival day.
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are– bald or old or...
CHARLES B. HANDY
Life is something like a trumpet. If you don't put anything in, you won't get anything out.
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY
Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation - from the writers of the world...
JACK HERER
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
JACK WHITEHALL
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON
The financial crisis is a stark reminder that transparency and disclosure are essential in today'...
JACK REED
The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed.
JACK PALANCE
Perfectionists are their own devils.
JACK KIRBY
Control your own destiny or someone else will.
JACK WELCH
I believe that people make their own luck by great preparation and good strategy.
JACK CANFIELD
If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings and put compensatio...
JACK WELCH
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay ma...
JACK KEROUAC
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll snea...
JACK NICKLAUS
It was only after the Grimms published two editions primarily for adults that they changed their att...
JACK ZIPES
Though the Grimms kept about 100 of the tales from the first edition, they changed them a good deal.
JACK ZIPES
In 1995, I founded a storytelling program for children called Neighborhood Bridges in collaboration ...
JACK ZIPES
I have a daughter, Hanna, and I never read fairy tales to her. But I did tell her bedtime tales and ...
JACK ZIPES
'Once Upon a Time', 'Mirror Mirror' - those shows and films focus on women and their...
JACK ZIPES
Fairy tales are with us day in and day out, not just in commercials, but references in the theater, ...
JACK ZIPES
The Grimm collections were never intended for children. Not because kids were excluded, but because ...
JACK ZIPES
Almost every single commercial on television for shampoo, sports shoes, drinks, food, clothes, perfu...
JACK ZIPES
What the Greeks and Romans considered myths, we consider fairy tales. We can see how very clearly th...
JACK ZIPES
Until I was diagnosed with mouth cancer, I'd never heard of it.
JACK WILD
I guess I'll go to my grave as the Dodger, but at least I've made my mark on show-business h...
JACK WILD
I'm thought of as a celebrity. Everything I've ever done... has been for children. As long a...
JACK WILD
I look at what I've gone through in my career and I really shouldn't be talking to you now. ...
JACK WILD
I'd definitely be up for 'EastEnders.' Just the same as I would if 'Coronation Stree...
JACK WILD
It's very hard not to let fame affect you because you are continually being told how good you ar...
JACK WILD
There is no buzz like performing for a live audience.
JACK WILD
At an age when most youngsters are preparing for their GCSEs, I was suddenly a jet-setter, briefly t...
JACK WILD
My lifestyle had made me a walking time bomb.
JACK WILD
I know who Jack Whittaker is. And some days I don't like who I am.
JACK WHITTAKER
It doesn't bother me because I can tell everyone to kiss off.
JACK WHITTAKER