If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?