If I had a son I would never let him die for humanity. look how well it worked out last time.

If God is such an almighty being, why did it take him 7 days to build earth?

Every writer should inevitably acknowledge the fact their book sales will never match those of the bible

Everyone is good at something as long as they love that something.

When you have nothing nobody knows you. When you have something everyone knows you. If you're not willing to give that something up, everybody loathes you.

My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.