If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

THE POOR AND THE SUBJECT CALLED "POVERTY" IS FILTH TO THE RICH AND THE SUBJECT CALLED "RICHES", BUT CLEANLINESS IS THE ONLY MARK OF ACCEPTANCE.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."