If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I would read all day if I could.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.

In the olden days, a couple could be in every movie together, but it's just not like that anymore.