If I could have grown up to be Robin Thicke, I would have. But I'm glad somebody in the family did.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

If I could kidnap Bryan Doyle-Murray and force him to be in my family, I would. I love him; I really do.

I would read all day if I could.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.