If I could have anyone on speed dial it would be George Clooney. He seems like a cool guy who would give good advice.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I would like to be George Clooney diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really in the cards.

If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought.