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If I could be any flavor of ice cream, I would be spinach so no one would eat me.


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JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '...
JOSH RADNOR Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ...
JOSH PAIS Working with amazing people, you continue to learn and develop yourself, as an actor and as a person...
JOSH HUTCHERSON My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was...
JOSH HENDERSON I've always considered myself a workaholic... The way I work, I have to turn myself upside down ...
JOSH HOMME When I was on 'All My Children,' we did a thing for 'Seventeen Magazine' where a gir...
JOSH DUHAMEL There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
JOSH BILLINGS Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ...
JOSH HARTNETT