If I am writing a movie and I am stuck, I can call the studio and tell them it's delayed. You can't do that with television - you have air dates to meet.

I am all for everyone having a voice; I just don't think everyone has earned the microphone. And that's what the Internet has done.

I am truly at my happiest not when I am writing an aria for an actor or making a grand political or social point. I am at my happiest when I've figured out a fun way for somebody to slip on a banana peel.

I can only tell you that I am a clean athlete and an honest person.

One thing I can tell you is this, that I am not a methodical writer.

Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.