If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy; all you need is greed, and maybe a little knowledge of how the game works.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

My life needs a rewind/erase button.