If everything you offer couldn't keep him, sadly your clam won't either. I know we'd all like to think we're sex goddesses that can lure any man under our spell and keep him there forever, but if love was based solely on sex there would be a lot more married hookers out there.

Why is it that people treat being SINGLE like it's the plague? I'm sorry, but it's not leprocy people! Where in the Old Testament does it say, 'boils, locusts, hail and being single'?

His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one

It's funny, when you first start dating someone you go over the checklist that you have in your head, the criteria that you think will embody your "perfect mate". The thing is, someone can sound amazing on paper, they can look the part, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're supposed to be your leading man.

I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.

If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night to "hang out", don't take that as a sign that he's still interested in you. The only thing he's interested in, is what's in between your thighs.