If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.

He's faltering once in a while. I don't know why. Standing over a 3-foot putt when it counts is a lot different than airing out your driver.

All I want to do, ever, is play chess.

I'm probably going to break this putter in about eight pieces. I didn't have to putt great. I just had to putt decent.

No one's ever told me I needed to get a facelift or anything.

You drive for show but putt for dough.