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Matt Roper

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MATT DAMON
I have voted to make tough decisions in budgetary times, I've served on two recessionary budgets...
MATT GONZALEZ
I was always taught that the first rule of bunker play is to just get the ball out. When you have a ...
MATT KUCHAR
It would be lovely to live in a culture where calmness was the aim.
MATT HAIG
I think we get too hung up on categories. Obviously, the book market has to categorise things, and i...
MATT HAIG
What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business in...
MATT TAIBBI
Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nost...
MATT RIDLEY
I pretty much got busted for everything, but I definitely stretched out my boundaries as a kid, as w...
MATT BOMER
The main thing that 99designs is about is choice. It's a fantastic model that eliminates risk fo...
MATT MICKIEWICZ
If you've ever questioned your faith, you're going to question it when you are burying your ...
MATT BEVIN
'The Kids Are All Right' is amazing. The performances are insanely good. Julianne Moore is g...
MATT BOMER
Understanding is curing ignorance and curing ignorance is abolishing fear.
MATT MARTY
I've always been a guy that's liked a crowd and having people around cheering for me. I'...
MATT KUCHAR
Teenagers are in some ways the best readers because their imaginations haven't been narrowed dow...
MATT HAIG
I'm not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think t...
MATT DAMON
Two hundred years ago, industrialisation ruined the labour force. In the modern age, especially in t...
MATT BELLAMY
If I wasn't an actor, I probably would've tried to get a job with the Braves.
MATT LANTER
'The Simpsons' from the very beginning was based on our memories of brash '60s sitcoms -...
MATT GROENING
I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a ...
MATT GROENING
This administration will have no tolerance for the type of brazen disregard that Planned Parenthood ...
MATT BEVIN
If you took away all pain, if everyone lived forever, everything would be bland, flat and boring; th...
MATT HAIG
I felt cheated by the way grown-ups told me that the future of the world was bleak when I became a t...
MATT RIDLEY
In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats d...
MATT TAIBBI
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
MATT GROENING
There are 100 million blogs in the world, and it's part of my job as the co-founder of WordPress...
MATT MULLENWEG
When you look at things like Flickr and Youtube, they are specialised blogging systems, so why hasn&...
MATT MULLENWEG
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
MATT GROENING
A group of adventurers is known as a "party," and not just because they like to celebrate their succ...
MATT FORBECK
If you can't spot the sucker in the first half an hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
MATT DAMON
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking...
MATT DILLON
Success is not something I've wrapped my brain around. If people go to those movies, then yes, that'...
MATT DAMON
It-was a tiny mollusc that caused Walter, grandfather of the greatest biologist of the twentieth cen...
MATT RIDLEY