If ballet were easy, they'd call it football

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

What is a stealth bomber? It's a bomber that doesn't show up on radar, and you can't see it. Then we don't need one.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.