If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Success comes in cans; failure in can'ts

Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs the fastest.

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.

Max Headroom, if overly exposed, could end up as just another Muppet Nothing would be more distressing than to witness a brilliant parody of TV turn into a TV cliche.

The State of Virginia is similar to a great business corporation... and should be conducted with the same efficiency and economy as any private business.