If all you've had for the past three weeks is pizza, tuna fish looks pretty good.


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I eat tuna fish every day for lunch. That's all I ever have.
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I make a mean tuna fish sandwich.
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For the amount of rain we've had in the past few days, the (Stamp) river looks pretty clean.
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We had three attempts to tie the game late with all having good looks. They just didn't fall for us.
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We've played well the past three weeks.
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But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'
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It all looks pretty disappointing for the Reserve Bank.
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It's not just for pasta. You can use it on chicken or fish, or on homemade pizza.
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It looks like fish tank rocks. Chocolate rocks! ... If you catch the pun.
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The first three weeks were bitterly cold, but the last week was pretty darn warm.
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We haven't had rain for three weeks and everything is dry so they should be very careful.
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We got some pretty good looks down the stretch, ... They didn't go down for us.
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Now, leave."
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In all likelihood, he'll miss three weeks.
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We ran into it three or four weeks ago, but it's pretty much dying out now.
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It looks like a cartoon fish.
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We need to do this for three more weeks and we'll be all right,
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We've had floods before, ... but nothing like this where houses sat in water for two, three weeks.
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It looks like fish tank rocks,
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN
Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI
Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY
There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN
Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN
I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL
I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL
I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN