If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?

Why do an infinite number of monkeys always want to type "Hamlet"? What's wrong with "Macbeth"? Why not something by Dickens or Poe?

There are almost an infinite number of things we could do.

This is yet another example of how AOL is becoming a company that's all about broadband. There's no question that all the forecasts point to the dial-up subscriber count decreasing in the next few years. AOL understands that.

If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, you must be the one to write it.

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.