If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

If you want to remember me, organize!

If I have committed any culinary atrocities, please forgive me.

If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.

I don't want to tell people how to remember me. I want people to remember me as they remember me.

No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.