If a woodchuck really could chuck wood..since you had to ask..it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

When you turn your back on a barking dog, it will eventually stop. When you turn your back on a barking person. They will do the same.. Or hit you upside the head with a blunt object for being an idiot

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.but a bush in the hand is worth four of the birds.

Alec Baldwin is so funny.

Everyone has heard of the expression, if you can't beat them, join them. But what does that mean when you’re being mugged? If you’re being overpowered, do you have to help the muggers mug you?

On that note, that being said, it was damn hard kissing her. You've never experienced anything until you've had a mature, darting tongue in your mouth.