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If a man is too right he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative


Josh Billings

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If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.
JOSH BILLINGS When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong you cannot be too conservative.
MARTIN LUTHER KING When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too litt...
MARK TWAIN The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too lit...
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is biblical, too. I'm all for forgiving him if he says he did wrong.
CHUCK HURLEY The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows...
MARK TWAIN I always tell people that it's not very good to put water features in a bedroom -- not even painting...
LILLIAN TOO The structures around you also emanate energy, ... and if these structures are placed in a harmoniou...
LILLIAN TOO The most important thing to understand is that feng shui is really about the energy that's surroundi...
LILLIAN TOO From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.
CANDACE BUSHNELL From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. [Samantha]
SEX AND THE CITY If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much...
JEAN-ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Whatever the number of a man's friends, there will be times in his life when he has one too few; bu...
EDWARD GEORGE EARLE LYTTON BULWER-LYTTON, FIRST BARON LYTTON Whatever the number of a man's friends, there will be times in his life when he has one too few, but...
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON When a man tells you he cant be alone dont be surprised when he gets married 4 months after you brea...
STARGAZER He can run. But he cant hide.
JOE E. LOUIS Too often, a man lives as if he will never die.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I think Cameron is more tenacious this year. His confidence level is higher, and he doesn't get too ...
JIM CLARK If a man proves too clearly and convincingly to himself...that a tiger is an optical illusion--well,...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON If a man proves too clearly and convincingly to himself . . . that a tiger is an optical illusion--...
LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY Man who is he? Too bad, to be the work of God: Too good for the work of chance!
DORIS LESSING Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED Hes learned to never trust anyone with his heart. People lie, cheat, hurt, steal, and play. He cant ...
ZACH MOUNCE He's just like my brother, ... If he was in my shoes I'd be right there for him too.
BEANIE SIGEL He is kind of a ladies' man, too,
JAMES POLK And he had a dog, a nice dog. He couldn’t be too evil or dangerous if he had such a great dog.
MOLLY RINGLE Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
FRED ALLEN He was a good man, but too good a man to be a great man.
LANDON J. FOSSUM you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
ELBERT HUBBARD You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW We have another lineman, Nate Glasser, who is also a good one. He plays right beside Evan, but he do...
LARRY TADDEO Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.
RACHEL PERRY The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truth...
REBECCA WEST He wanted to play Oscar too, ... He said he'd give us three months if he could understudy Nathan. So...
NEIL SIMON If you had a shovel, he wanted a shovel. As long as you were there he was too. He had to be helping ...
DAN MORRIS It is too late."

The old man shook his head. "It is never too late or too soon. It is wh...
MITCH ALBOM The young are too apt to believe what a great man says, especially if he be an authority in the prof...
GEORGE KEETON This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
STANLEY KUBRICK The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated.. he forgets tru...
UNKNOWN Be patient and understanding. Life is too short to be vengeful or malicious.
PHILLIPS BROOKS Enjoy life and Smile , No one cant take that away from you unless you allow them too
DORIAN THOMAS VON KLAUS When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too mu...
ENID BAGNOLD Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ...
SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota...
FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv...
SUI HE I like to find old things
and I picked up that arrowhead
in tears, that broken point
...
LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more...
FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ...
FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa...
HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin...
HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods.
HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ...
HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties.
HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university.
HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have...
HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w...
HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined.
HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI The right to write is too sacred to be wrong with.
JUSTIN K. MCFARLANE BEAU This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.
JOHN RINGO There never was a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn't be. He is too many people, if he...
SOURCE UNKNOWN How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the w...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD If we had someone play McCarthy, people would have said, he is (portrayed as) too harsh or too evil ...
NICK CLOONEY People like Eliot because he's a fighter, not a quitter. If Mr. Weld thinks Eliot was too tough on c...
DARREN DOPP No one worth calling a man allows his moods to change his convictions; but it is by moods that we un...
G.K. CHESTERTON If you haven't signed anything, you cant be ripped off.
DAVE SIM He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
JEANNE CALMENT Your offer," he said, "is far too idiotic to be declined.
G.K. CHESTERTON It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater ...
MARCEL ACHARD Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater r...
MARCEL ACHARD If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that thinks he can never spe...
FRANCIS QUARLES The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic.
A. E. HOUSMAN I don't know if I'd say six furlongs is too short for him. He doesn't like dirt in his face too much...
BOBBY FRANKEL A strong sense of identity gives man an idea he can do no wrong; too little accomplishes the same.
DJUNA BARNES A strong sense of identity gives man an idea he can do no wrong; too little accomplishes the same.
DJUNA BARNES A man should live with his superiors as he does with his fire: not too near, lest he burn; nor too f...
ALBERT PIKE Leave each one his touch of folly; it helps to lighten life's burden which, if he could see himself ...
JOHN LANCASTER SPALDING A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.
FRANK SINATRA If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS The Senator from Wisconsin cannot frighten me by exclaiming, My country, right or wrong. In one sens...
CARL SCHURZ Stand not too near the rich man lest he destroy thee -- and not too far away lest he forget thee.
ANEURIN BEVAN Everything comes at the right time, but if the right time is too late to be patient, go earlier befo...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes.
DR. WHO Man in general, if reduced to himself, is too wicked to be free.
JOSEPH DE MAISTRE Man in general, if reduced to himself, is too wicked to be free.
JOSEPH MARIE DE MAISTRE A king that would not feel his crown too heavy for him, must wear it every day; but if he think it...
BACON One of these days, thought Winston with sudden deep conviction, Syme will be vaporized. He is too in...
GEORGE ORWELL He (Clinton) is behaving too loudly on this -- too loudly
BORIS YELTSIN He was a man too busy to flush toilets.
MONA SIMPSON We were all so proud of what he was doing, and he was proud, too. If he was going to be away from hi...
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JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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JOSH BILLINGS It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
JOSH BILLINGS Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
JOSH BILLINGS Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy a...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
JOSH BILLINGS Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's ...
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well
JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
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