If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the TV.
3.Throw lemons at life.
4.Force life to make lemonade for you.
5.Drink the lemonade.