I'd smack the living daylights out of Kelly Osbourne if she turned into a man.

Those governmental services being in Old Town helped give this place its lifeblood. One of the neat things about living here was being able to walk to the tax office to pay your taxes, or to city hall to pay your water bill.

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to feel time: write.
How to release time: breathe.

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it

Underachiever---and proud of it, man!

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.