I'd rather have a skunk than a groundhog.

Yep. They like their caffeine high.

I'm higher than most places on this island, but Im not going to take a chance of a 150 mph wind blowing through here.

It's another solid district, top to bottom. There are no weak teams in football as well as all of the other sports.

Phil the groundhog must be wondering why he bothered hibernating this winter.

He got hit in the face with that skunk twice,