I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.


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HUGO BLACK
I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and th...
LEWIS BLACK
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
LEWIS BLACK
People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
LEWIS BLACK
One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'...
LEWIS BLACK
Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with...
ROBERT BLACK
Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk...
DANIEL BLACK
The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange...
CONRAD BLACK
I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&...
FRANK BLACK
In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one....
KIMBERLY BLACK
At least 80 percent of American prisoners are grossly over-sentenced. The Supreme Court knows this, ...
CONRAD BLACK
I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them....
CLAUDIA BLACK
I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I ha...
HOLLY BLACK
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme...
HUGO BLACK
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ...
LEWIS BLACK
The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But th...
HUGO BLACK
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK
It was great to see him step up and make pitches.
BUD BLACK
So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys.
BUD BLACK
He was in the training room drinking Gatorade while everyone else was drinking champagne in the club...
BUD BLACK
Any time you have a chance to sort of regroup, take a step back, then go at it again, it helps. Last...
BUD BLACK
I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence....
BUD BLACK
For a guy that doesn't crack 90 (mph), to give up as few hits per innings pitched as he does, it's r...
BUD BLACK
The whole year he showed that poise and composure.
BUD BLACK
You can't speed up a pitcher. Bart has to get his arm ready and he has to be able to get his body re...
BUD BLACK