I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

This is a showcase. Kids train all year to come here and compete. The meet gets washed, and that's the last chance many of them will have to come here. Seniors could have (had) a breakout run here.

Ergo: girls should always make the first move, because (a) they are, on the whole, less likely to be rejected than guys, (b) that way, girls will never get kissed unless they want to be kissed.

You're all washed up