I've only skied a couple of times in my life. Any skier would say I stink.

I've done a fair share of stupid things in my life, a couple of which should have put me in the grave. But here I am, typing away as if I had a brain.

I always say that the times in my life when I've been happiest are the times when I've seen, like, a sunset.

I don't think there's any accidents in my life.

At times in my life the only place I have been happy is when I am on stage.

Celebrities say the darnedest things.