I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.

We women continue to swallow this line that it's unladylike or even proof of being a lesbian if you wear flat shoes like Doc Martens. I'm prepared to put up with that accusation, because at least my feet aren't killing me and I don't look like a bandy ostrich.

at a Broadway show and shopping for shoes,

Sometimes comfort doesn't matter. When a shoe is freakin' fabulous, it may be worth a subsequent day of misery. Soak in Epsom salts and take comfort in the fact that you're better than everyone else.

What do women want? Shoes.

I love accessories. I'm a girl. I love shoes. I love handbags.