I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life.

I don't think I really invented anybody. I have drawn on real life.

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.

I live in New York and it's the greatest city, but sometimes I want to move to the place with the porch and the lemonade and the farm.