I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

I enjoy talking to fans.

What a poor life I have had if I am only remembered for the amount of money I made.

When you've got hundreds of fans cheering heartily for their teams, having them sit side by side sometimes isn't the best thing. They get (emotional) and say things without thinking. Then you have a problem.

It seems to me that if you're getting paid a lot of money and these are your real fans, you could at least clean up and look good. Also, don't show up drunk or with a hangover. That's not cool, either.

One of the biggest problems we have in cleaning our homes is getting to the high spots like ceiling fans, plant shelves, air-conditioning units and vents.