I've learned that when someone does something very kind and refuses payment, giving them an engraved Swiss Army knife is never refused!

I learned how to make an endoscope using a Swiss Army Knife, a cell phone camera, cell phone, and chewing gum.

There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.

The Marty report has more holes than a Swiss cheese. It is sad that Mr Marty refuses to accept the categorical denials of the Polish and Romanian governments.

Welcome to the Salvation Army. I've never been associated with an offense so nice about giving the ball away.

Build up your creditBuild up your self esteemBuild up your bank accountMoving up in the sceneEveryone's living the American Dream so we canBuild up an armyAnd SMASH it to pieces!