Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consc...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN What I like about graduation speeches is that they're an opportunity for someone to make sense o...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN In many ways, cartooning is my therapy. I've always said they're like my diaries. It's t...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the rea...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN Of course I loved 'I Love Lucy' and saw every episode over and over again. I found it heartb...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I was trying to be a writer, and I was kind of getting sidetracked, so I started doing cartoons as a...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN My mother couldn't take having three boys. She was extremely jumpy, to say the least. Any noise ...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN James Thurber was an inspiration because his drawings were so primitive. I am self-taught - I didn&#...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I loved Charles Addams more than anything. Still love him.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN It was memorable the first time 'The New Yorker' bought a cartoon from me. I had been sendin...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN When I'm on the set, I'll come up with ideas if I'm sort of just between responsibilitie...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN Traditionally, the only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN Sometimes I'll be reading something online and just get so frustrated because of what people are...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,&#...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN We only got clothing once a year, like, right before school began. It's like, that's when yo...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN When I was a kid, I would be watching TV shows like, you know, like 'Get Smart' and be like,...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN My cartoon life is in my office, and it's very separate and getting very in my own head. My tele...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN One identity is as a television writer, which is very classically Southern California, but another o...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I always doodled as a kid while I was talking on the phone or watching TV.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN My father would often start to say something, then say 'Forget it.'
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I started trying to be a writer and failed for years. I tried novels, short stories, sitcoms, movies...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I am assuming my father learned at an early age that there is nothing more dangerous than showing yo...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them; I will always love them.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN As an adult, it's hard for me to remember my mother before her sickness. But if I go back into c...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN When I was a kid, and I was watching TV, I just loved it so much that I wanted to crawl into that TV...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN It's self-soothing for me to draw. So if I'm upset, drawing makes me less upset.
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN We receive the vast majority of our applications on-line through the Common Application. Giving high...
ERIC KAPLAN [McComb] practiced medicine in a way that only Dr. Frankenstein would practice medicine. He was reck...
ERIC KAPLAN I was completely paralyzed. I couldn't open my eyes. I could hear people talking. I thought I was at...
ERIC KAPLAN It was recklessness and arrogance, and it could have been prevented.
ERIC KAPLAN It's good to be alive.
ERIC KAPLAN Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clu...
GABE KAPLAN I mean, I would have loved to have kept on being a big television star. If that's the way things...
GABE KAPLAN I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while.
GABE KAPLAN Maybe I just wasn't a show-biz type. I didn't miss performing at all.
GABE KAPLAN I could've always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in busi...
GABE KAPLAN When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played c...
GABE KAPLAN In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it.
GABE KAPLAN Normally, children learn to gauge rather accurately from the tone of their parent's voice how seriou...
LOUIS KAPLAN We can learn from history on condition that we understand it is history.
ROGER KAPLAN Television, despite its enormous presence, turns out to have added pitifully few lines to the commun...
JUSTIN KAPLAN Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa...
FRED KAPLAN People need to look at wildlife conservation in its totality. As soon as you lose the apex predator,...
THOMAS KAPLAN Getting to the point where a cause goes from being a terribly daunting task with a handful of adhere...
THOMAS KAPLAN Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance.
RICK KAPLAN Until now, there was not evidence that the magazines, the tabloids, were taking proactive steps to p...
MARTY KAPLAN We are delighted to be recognized by HP for this Achiever's Award. Our partnership with HP helps com...
BEN KAPLAN They are creating the backbone that all the other communications companies can utilize.
CHARLES KAPLAN I'm not going to discuss it. It's between me and Keith.
RICK KAPLAN The whole settlement is going to hurt the industry in terms of profitability. But multiples should i...
ALLAN KAPLAN The whole settlement is going to hurt the industry in terms of profitability, ... But multiples shou...
ALLAN KAPLAN He has instilled a new, aggressive nature in the company.
ALLAN KAPLAN I think the industry gave in quite a bit. The [tobacco company] CEOs were very interested and very p...
ALLAN KAPLAN I would say that this a minor loss for the industry. I would say this is going to make it more diffi...
ALLAN KAPLAN Consumers should look [to see] whether the pet store has posted a return policy.
LARRY KAPLAN They went counter to the trend this week, ... I'm always a little skeptical of these things. This is...
CHARLES KAPLAN I'm all for promoting Kodiak fish. I always have been.
DAVE KAPLAN Apollo uses large volumes of data and scenarios from real companies to showcase how predictive analy...
JEFF KAPLAN One manufacturer isn't the same as another. Someone who manufactures medical supplies may be differe...
ANDREW KAPLAN Secondly, and probably more important, restaurants always need additional diners. A restaurant's emp...
BARRY KAPLAN Dining cards are good for restaurants because they provide them with two ingredients: [the first is]...
BARRY KAPLAN Justice was served in this case.
BARRY KAPLAN The only people who know what happened that day was the defendant and his wife.
BARRY KAPLAN Before it was mostly about our individuals and how well we knew our customers. There were some Inter...
ANDREW KAPLAN We want to be able to talk about their business, rather than say 'here's what we do' and try to fit ...
ANDREW KAPLAN A first impression is a lasting impression. When we're out talking to a prospect about their busines...
ANDREW KAPLAN One of the reasons for Princeton's lower rank could be that it is a smaller school. Plus, it raises ...
ANN KAPLAN Harvard and Stanford are always close to the top.
ANN KAPLAN Look around. You won't see any Rolls-Royces pulling up in front.
ANN KAPLAN In the short run, it's more efficient to raise a small number of large gifts.
ANN KAPLAN These are large research institutions, and a lot of these very big gifts go toward supplying infrast...
ANN KAPLAN This is not for people with money. It's for people who want a procedure and can't afford it.
ANN KAPLAN Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not.
ROSALIND KAPLAN It's the end-of-the-year foolishness time, where you can run it up and run it down $10 on no news. I...
LEONARD KAPLAN Most of them probably need an infusion of cash. There is a sense of urgency.
JOEL KAPLAN People are inclined to have buyer's remorse about him. Most people are going to show up with a mood,...
MARTY KAPLAN If he really felt remorse and contrition, he could've turned himself in for eight years.
STEVEN KAPLAN There's some form of suffocation that's occurring. Faces buried into a mattress can't move (and they...
GLENN KAPLAN We expect Sears to remain an anchor and we are pleased to have them as a partner.
ANDREW KAPLAN We're tapping into nostalgia -- on the adult-toy aspect, on the low-tech aspect of it. Yet it delive...
MICHAEL KAPLAN People have always looked to the horizon and feared that which they did not understand. Initially, t...
MATT KAPLAN We are honored to host the Classic Cause once again in 2006. This is a tangible way for golf fans to...
DAVE KAPLAN So it's finding out how compatible you are in terms of the things that you're going to be doing, the...
DORLENE KAPLAN We think this is a very restrained budget.
JOEL KAPLAN There is an air of religious pilgrimage to seeing a star's home. It is a bit like journeying to a re...
MARTIN KAPLAN I know that a number of trustees are furious,
STEVEN KAPLAN I can see changing the name from Carol's Linens to Sophie's Linens,
CAROL KAPLAN If I had been a man in a suit and tie, he would have never given me that clipboard and told me to wr...
CAROL KAPLAN Because of the wonderful people that work with me, I don't ever think I missed a school function. I ...
CAROL KAPLAN It was a short distance (to move), but with a lot at stake, ... And it certainly proved to be the ri...
CAROL KAPLAN I have the greatest role model that ever existed, ... She worked long before it was fashionable for ...
CAROL KAPLAN There were some good things about playing the week before the Masters - and there were some drawback...
DAVE KAPLAN It was a great experience. You're sort of warned against meeting your idols, but I don't take that t...
IRA KAPLAN The Wizards of Armageddon.
FRED KAPLAN People might get annoyed with the ads.
CHARLES KAPLAN There is no separation between Carol and Carol's Linens. They are one and the same.
CAROL KAPLAN For two weeks after the team was named, Bygone was prepared to move forward on the original amount.
ROGER KAPLAN For the most part, it is street-licensed cars. It is not the Indianapolis 500.
MICHAEL KAPLAN Most of them are some of Thurber's lesser-known fables, not the really popular ones. It's a very dif...
LEVI KAPLAN When the broad market gets a cold like this, the IPO market gets pneumonia. You really have to look ...
CHARLES KAPLAN To those who have always wondered how they might best serve the wider world, wildlife conservation i...
THOMAS KAPLAN The challenge of a president himself struggling to find the conjunction between the right words and ...
FRED KAPLAN When the broad market gets a cold like this, the IPO market gets pneumonia, ... You really have to l...
CHARLES KAPLAN There are some offerings, the crappy offerings, where the only people stupid enough to buy it are th...
CHARLES KAPLAN They're going to be set up to do distribution, period.
CHARLES KAPLAN They have a solid market position.
CHARLES KAPLAN They have some big-time clients, like IBM ( IBM ). There's tremendous growth opportunity there.
CHARLES KAPLAN The post-assassination Lincoln took on a greatly amplified importance to much of the American public...
FRED KAPLAN It's not about politics, it's about soccer.
CARY KAPLAN People talk about security issues, about intense crowds. But we think that's a positive. The thing y...
CARY KAPLAN If you draw just from within your ethnicity, that's fine.
CARY KAPLAN Even AT&T Wireless may not be able to price in this environment. Even though they are AT&T, there's ...
CHARLES KAPLAN Even AT&T Wireless may not be able to price in this environment, ... Even though they are AT&T, ther...
CHARLES KAPLAN That's off the table right now.
MICHAEL KAPLAN Track clubs are a coming phenomenon. There is one in Chicago that is sold out. They are building one...
MICHAEL KAPLAN Virtually all of the rating changes at the higher end of the rating scale have been accompanied by o...
MICHAEL KAPLAN What's catching people with this is that it brings back memories of their childhood. As an architect...
MICHAEL KAPLAN We're talking about patients who are for the most part 65 years of age or older. Eighty-two percent ...
MICHAEL KAPLAN And part of a patient's perception that he's beaten this disease, are with the return of normal blad...
MICHAEL KAPLAN We think this is the American dream, of driving your car fast, seeing what it can do. All these guys...
MICHAEL KAPLAN You don't have to have sex in order to survive, but it's a very important measure of the quality of ...
MICHAEL KAPLAN Listen, nobody ever walked around waving a Vaughan flag. Maybe it's not politically correct to say i...
CARY KAPLAN The other systems have an extension of their current names; ours is a new leap to something differen...
PERRIN KAPLAN One- and two-day high-performance driving programs (available in a variety of states) teach defensiv...
DORLENE KAPLAN Three- to six-day workshops are scheduled year-round at the historic Greenville Arms 1889 Bed & Brea...
DORLENE KAPLAN Whether it's a day, a weekend or a week, a learning vacation is a renewing experience.
DORLENE KAPLAN They are the most dedicated people I've ever encountered.
DEBBIE KAPLAN They bond with the volunteer that they're working with.
DEBBIE KAPLAN Lina Rolland, the program facilitator, is fantastic with the kids. She asked if he wouldn't mind jus...
DEBBIE KAPLAN The animals don't know these kids were bad in class.
DEBBIE KAPLAN My wife and my daughter had been asking me to cooperate from the first day. I didn't do it.
BURTON KAPLAN We all laughed about it.
BURTON KAPLAN We all laughed at that.
BURTON KAPLAN I was in jail nine straight years. I was on the lam two-and-a-half years before it. In that period o...
BURTON KAPLAN I did it, in all honesty, because I thought I was going to be made a scapegoat in this case.
BURTON KAPLAN People mature with age and experience. I hope I more resemble a fine wine than bad vinegar.
RICK KAPLAN Can a great artist be mean-spirited, grasping, harsh to his family, violent in his emotions, vindict...
FRED KAPLAN A recommendation to scholars: Write only one book about Lincoln; give it your best shot, and then mo...
FRED KAPLAN It's kind of scary. If someone who has an eighth-grade education can walk in and be a counselor, how...
DAVID KAPLAN Dinners back then were the event of the evening ? it took several hours to eat. I guess you could sa...
DAVID KAPLAN There are no hard numbers, but it's a growing area.
DAVID KAPLAN They told us they had never had direct input from an MS patient before. I think it had tremendous im...
DAVID KAPLAN It's a little too early, but I would not say compensation would be a part of it.
DAVID KAPLAN (Jocelyn) bounced back from a rough outing last time. Very nicely done. She's going to get another s...
DAVE KAPLAN It's really one we needed. Tough loss to Georges Valley the other night, we needed to come back and ...
DAVE KAPLAN Davis Love is from Georgia. He's going to create a lot of interest.
DAVE KAPLAN In my opinion, there is no way he would have played had he made the cut. I hate he shot 83, but he m...
DAVE KAPLAN We have people coming here this summer because of this promo.
DAVE KAPLAN I think it's going to be a year or two before we know (which players will participate), because the ...
DAVE KAPLAN A move to May is a good thing. The weather will be better. And even if it rains, it'll be warm rain.
DAVE KAPLAN Reading Edmund Morris's 'Colonel Roosevelt' is a rewarding journey, as it must also have...
FRED KAPLAN It's what two people would do over breakfast in the morning.
RICK KAPLAN The value of Eric Foner's 'The Fiery Trial' lies in its comprehensive review of mostly f...
FRED KAPLAN We're dabbling in a lot of different, viral ways to reach consumers. The old formula is just not as ...
PERRIN KAPLAN I think people forgave him for that. He was always such a macho guy, but that night, he wasn't. But ...
HANK KAPLAN What young fighter doesn't want to be the next Roberto Duran? That's the kind of aura he has.
HANK KAPLAN We don't expect it to get back to the way it was like in the 1950s or 1960s, but this new model will...
EVAN KAPLAN We felt the best way to position it for growth was to have fewer manufacturers producing cards.
EVAN KAPLAN The army and the government does not want the Kurdish problem to be solved ... If soldiers and the g...
HASIP KAPLAN This is a social blowout, it is the result of years of neglect of the problems of the Kurds.
HASIP KAPLAN I am inviting everyone to act with common sense and take measures, otherwise these could lead to wor...
HASIP KAPLAN Generally, though, these people are quite healthy, ... Perhaps there is an auto-inflammatory compone...
FRED KAPLAN Even if the answer to FOP is only for FOP, it wouldn't in any way dissuade me from working on it, .....
FRED KAPLAN [Several proteins have been identified as vital for bone growth, including one called BMP4.] We know...
FRED KAPLAN These people are literally imprisoned in a second skeleton, ... It transforms muscles, tendons, liga...
FRED KAPLAN [Life expectancy for people with FOP is] tremendously variable, ... The average life span is mid-40s...
FRED KAPLAN That can send the condition into a wild state of flare-up.
FRED KAPLAN You can't keep a child in a glass box,
FRED KAPLAN What happens in FOP is children continue to make new pieces of the skeleton after birth, ... The sig...
FRED KAPLAN This is catastrophic beyond belief,
FRED KAPLAN I am not sure the vote itself would have had an impact. There are only so many times that you want t...
GABRIEL KAPLAN I can't think of anything in the United States that approaches this.
GABRIEL KAPLAN I now have 20 years experience conducting Mahler's Second Symphony and studying all of Mahler's musi...
GILBERT KAPLAN There were mistakes in the score and parts in practically every category, including wrong tempo indi...
GILBERT KAPLAN It's like a love affair, and like all good love affairs, this one continues to grow. I even have the...
GILBERT KAPLAN I think one of the thoughts was that you have a situation that when babies are sucking they're proba...
GLENN KAPLAN The current rules are there for good reason, ... You need to know what's where.
GLENN KAPLAN We follow all the EPA regulations, and spend a lot of time and money doing that, ... If we could cut...
GLENN KAPLAN Our plans are to keep it completely as a golf course. We've put in multiple hundreds of thousands of...
GLENN KAPLAN They're jerking us around and we can't make a move.
GLENN KAPLAN Applied to women, this lifetime study suggests that having an estrogen deficiency in the pre-menopau...
JAY KAPLAN Our research adds to the growing body of evidence that cardiovascular health after menopause is infl...
JAY KAPLAN The group has formed because affirmative action is important to the LGBT community. It works to prov...
JAY KAPLAN I do not think both companies will want to get into a major bidding war.
IRNEST KAPLAN The results were pretty good overall, but Iran is looking tougher than I expected with some onerous ...
IRNEST KAPLAN There is kind of a secret society to it. I've loved the records for so long, I forget that to the wo...
IRA KAPLAN Some people are very adamant about saying 'no' to ads.
MARCIA KAPLAN Only a small portion of subscribers will be willing to pay much more.
MARCIA KAPLAN Children can learn to play as a team -- and they learn you don't always win. That's something, this ...
MARA KAPLAN I don't think it's appropriate -- except when they're very, very young -- for parents to let their k...
MARA KAPLAN Playing in the dining room, at the kitchen table, or on the family room floor creates a whole differ...
MARA KAPLAN There's no answer as to why this happened. Some [of the problem] has been caused by the insurance co...
LARRY KAPLAN We anticipate more people getting promises. And giving large deposits to get on a waiting list hopin...
LARRY KAPLAN The moral statements are very tongue-in-cheek. It takes a childlike, satirical look at the social wo...
LEVI KAPLAN It was such a quiet day and there was nothing going on to move this market.
LEONARD KAPLAN It would appear that we are at the top of the trading range.
LEONARD KAPLAN It was COMEX options expiration today, so they got gold down near the big strike price at $550.
LEONARD KAPLAN