As I got more successful, I felt it was more incumbent upon me to help the other people. I did more ...
MONTY HALL Of course when I got to be a star on "Let's Make a Deal," I started getting 20 calls a week. I would...
MONTY HALL Actually, I'm an overnight success, but it took twenty years.
MONTY HALL I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...
MONTY ROBERTS I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON When the season winds up there is a big sigh of relief, but it doesn't take much of the three months...
MONTY MORROW The thing that Rodney does best is he sets the tempo for the way things are done around here. He's a...
MONTY BEISEL That was a heck of a run.
MONTY STUMBAUGH It doesn?t get any easier all year in the return game. Once they see that early in the year, they?re...
MONTY BEISEL Last year was the first year for the show at Bradley Square Mall and it went over really well. The t...
MONTY MORROW We are losing chairs on almost a daily basis.
MONTY STANSBURY We are trying to avoid that. This chair will accommodate a broad range of employees.
MONTY STANSBURY You're cannon fodder unless you move the ball laterally on these wickets, but we utilized the ball a...
MONTY PANESAR It was my first experience playing with him - and playing with my other team-mates. It was great to ...
MONTY PANESAR We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON It was gut wrenching, ... To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, ...
MONTY BEISEL It was gut wrenching. To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, I me...
MONTY BEISEL He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON It took us four to five years to build a championship (at Southwestern). I think we've been making s...
MONTY LEWIS We shot ourselves in the foot with some opportunities more or less the whole game.
MONTY LEWIS I can't believe that. Let us win that first game and then we'll talk.
MONTY LEWIS He's everything we need. He doesn't have gaudy numbers, but his only focus is on being the best quar...
MONTY LEWIS I will say, incidentally, he was wide open and might have scored. There wasn't anybody around him. T...
MONTY LEWIS Scott Oakes thinks he's solely responsible for our losing, and he's not.
MONTY LEWIS We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON We finally got some asphalt last week. I think the potholes have been patched so far. But it's still...
MONTY JACKSON “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
MONTY PYTHON And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON This season has really gotten off to a good start. The Cleveland Speedway fans and competitors have ...
MONTY MORROW The number of driveways is limited based upon the spacing as they front onto the county roadways. To...
MONTY STANSBURY -She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON “This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON “Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON The crowd chant his name when he comes on to bowl, when he gets on the team bus there are big cheers...
MONTY PANESAR Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON Our defense really came together in that KW game. On both sides of the ball, our line has gotten so ...
MONTY LEWIS He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON I have heard of juror disobedience.
MONTY HORMEL Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON Modern life is, for most of us, a kind of serfdom to mortgage, job and the constant assault to consu...
MONTY DON Kansas City wanted me back. I also visited Green Bay and Pittsburgh. But I just felt the opportunity...
MONTY BEISEL I had been riding horses before my memory kicked in, so my life with horses had no beginning. It sim...
MONTY ROBERTS Just from a pure motivation standpoint and the way he gets out there and plays the game it's uplifti...
MONTY BEISEL They feel like it was the first time they had a real vote on this issue.
MONTY SALYER I'd like to ask if we can obtain copies of what their needs were then. I'm hoping we will renew that...
MONTY SALYER “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON The expectation was that the only problem with people on welfare was that they didn't have a job. Wh...
MONTY MARTIN The union was aware of the changing business environment even prior to negotiations.
MONTY VEST Reject what you don't want. Get rid of dead wood.
DARYL HALL I had braces for six years! Kids would call me 'big teeth' or 'rabbit teeth.'
TAMRON HALL It used to upset me - now it makes me sad - to see people use patriotism and our troops as a pawn in...
TAMRON HALL On career day as a young journalist, I scraped up my money and went to this big conference for young...
TAMRON HALL Looking back, I've always enjoyed hearing about the lives of other people, their experience thro...
TAMRON HALL I love Jidenna and Leon Bridges.
TAMRON HALL My ability to not be afraid to ask tough questions or to confront, that matters.
TAMRON HALL I didn't want to be the aunt where you come over and can't sit on the sofa.
TAMRON HALL The troops aren't red and blue. They're not black and white. They're not male and female...
TAMRON HALL I love edgy comedy. 'Coming to America' still gets me and 'Friday.' I watch old Rich...
TAMRON HALL If someone says, 'I love that lipstick,' I will always try to answer, honestly, if I know wh...
TAMRON HALL I date, don't get me wrong. I'm not up here filing my fingernails on a Friday night. I want ...
TAMRON HALL We all have these challenges and stereotypes that exist, but you can't let that hold you down......
TAMRON HALL Every time a young girl comes in and asks me for advice, if you start your conversation with, 'H...
TAMRON HALL I quite enjoy cooking. I love cooking for my friends. It's communal, it reminds me of being with...
TAMRON HALL I've been given an opportunity to make a difference.
TAMRON HALL I have three incredible nieces and a nephew who's going off to college. To hear them say they...
TAMRON HALL I'm about being honest and knowing that people are watching, and they want to know that I'm ...
TAMRON HALL I grew a reputation for always asking questions and being nosy.
TAMRON HALL We are presented with a unique situation in the black community in that we have embraced the beauty ...
TAMRON HALL I remember reading the cruelest, most awful thing about my hair online. A person speculated about wh...
TAMRON HALL I love Rihanna. She represents that strong, independent woman that you cannot keep down.
TAMRON HALL I am grateful that as a reporter and as an anchor, people have allowed me to share their stories.
TAMRON HALL I love my job and my relationship with the viewers who watch my shows.
TAMRON HALL When the country is at war, you need to support the president.
RALPH HALL As policymakers, we need to foster an environment that allows U.S.-based innovators and entrepreneur...
RALPH HALL President Obama wants to increase the size of government and raise taxes, while I support less gover...
RALPH HALL I am 90. I can work day or night. I'm the same guy, but the polls show the effect of age. That&#...
RALPH HALL When you're as plain as I am, you've gotta have a gimmick.
RALPH HALL I've always been conservative. I was born that way.
RALPH HALL When you battle Nancy Pelosi as much as I have, you're bound to get a few wrinkles.
RALPH HALL I have always taken care of my body; I'm not a drinker, I've never smoked. And I've alwa...
RALPH HALL It's kind of hard in politics to forget that you're a Democrat or a Republican and remember ...
RALPH HALL I figured there's nobody who's going to beat me or shoot me or crucify me. I can't help ...
RALPH HALL I support both a Fair Tax and a Flat Tax plan that would dramatically streamline the tax system. A F...
RALPH HALL Don't let others put thoughts into your mind that takes away your self-confidence.
KATORI HALL There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
CONRAD HALL To me, it's not the end of the world if I end up not being with someone. I love romance. I love ...
JERRY HALL My favorite teams are the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Jets.
BRIDGET HALL I was always an introvert as a kid. Then, when I first kind of came out as a human being, I used to ...
DARYL HALL In catering, you're always changing; the client is always dictating to you in terms of their wis...
CARLA HALL Follow your intuition, listening to your dreams, your inner voice to guide you.
KATORI HALL What I do isn't black music; it's just my music.
DARYL HALL I guess I've always been a groupie. My first date was a bull rider called Tommy Lee Bryant. We&#...
JERRY HALL I studied drama in high school, and when I was 18, I studied at the Actors Studio in New York. Then ...
JERRY HALL When I was young, I was a sucker for smooth men. Bryan Ferry hired me, at 19, to be painted blue and...
JERRY HALL Shakespeare reveals human nature brilliantly: he shines a light on our instinctive desire to dominat...
EDWARD HALL It's a great way to end. Coming to the White House and being honored like this it's a great opportu...
AHMARD HALL It's a great way to end. Coming to the White House and being honored like this â€...
AHMARD HALL From the beginning of bowl preparations, he's been on point. I think he's back, 100 percent, full sp...
AHMARD HALL Aside from the game, I was looking forward to today the most. I always wanted to come to Disneyland ...
AHMARD HALL Every kid loves Mickey Mouse.
AHMARD HALL Coming last year, a lot of guys understand the magnitude of being in the Rose Bowl, and everything t...
AHMARD HALL I really am glad that the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children has had the cou...
JERRY HALL It was hard to take but these things can happen.
ALAN HALL I think Ogden needs to keep these absolute treasures. Ogden High School is one of these significant ...
ALAN HALL I thought I'd feel relieved, but I didn't feel anything at all. I was just numb. I thought I was goi...
ALAN HALL It's not new technology. It's innovatively packaging very familiar technology. That's the best part....
ALAN HALL It's not new technology. It's innovatively packaging very familiar technology, ... That's the best p...
ALAN HALL They appear to be much clearer in terms of an agenda,
ALAN HALL It's like the effort to cut the dependence Canada generally has on the American market. Everybody sa...
ALAN HALL People around here are quite anxious about this and with good reason. The long and short of it is th...
ALAN HALL I guess they judged their situation as putting them a bit more in the driver's seat.
ALAN HALL It's an interesting thing that you can really launch a business that will succeed without that many ...
ALAN HALL Out of the depths, O Lord, out of the depths,' begins the most beautiful of the services of our ...
HALL CAINE That cry of the soul to be lifted out of the bondage of the narrow circle of life, which carries up ...
HALL CAINE I met Bon Jovi on the way to Washington, D.C. I think I called him Jon Jovi. Ugghhhh. I just smiled ...
TAMRON HALL Some artists are nervous - most of them are, to tell you the truth, and they have different ways of ...
DARYL HALL My long, blonde hair has been my trademark ever since I started modelling in the Seventies, when I w...
JERRY HALL Casseroles are one-pot-wonders!
CARLA HALL I believe that there are no mistakes in the universe, so I think it all happens as it should!
CARLA HALL Turkey is fine, but if I don't have the sides, forget about it. And cornbread stuffing is at the...
CARLA HALL My plans are not to open a restaurant, but what I would like to do is open a kitchen somewhere in D....
CARLA HALL I think of New Yorkers as not taking the time to talk to someone they don't know.
CARLA HALL I say 'no' to nothing, 'yes' to moderation. That's how I approach everything. No...
CARLA HALL When I first started cooking, I was very much an intuitive cook when it came to taste, but that didn...
CARLA HALL What I love about 'The Chew' is that we have these celebrities come on, and you get to see t...
CARLA HALL I always tell people a clean cooking area is a clean mind which is available for the creativity.
CARLA HALL When I do something that's stressful, I have to find a moment of peace, so I tend to meditate an...
CARLA HALL For me, I love the flavors of Southern food, and people usually think of Southern food as heavy and ...
CARLA HALL I was in Paris, Milan and London from '89 until '91, and I did mostly runway modeling. I kno...
CARLA HALL I went to L'Academie de Cuisine in Gaithersburg, Maryland, and I think French cooking is the bas...
CARLA HALL My biggest fear has always been being 40 and hating my job. I love challenges. I'm not afraid to...
CARLA HALL When people around me are getting rattled, I may just close my eyes and do a breathing exercise.
CARLA HALL One of my early childhood memories was my grandmother always having a bowl of Nestle chocolate bars ...
CARLA HALL Keeping your space clean is as much a part of the end result as the dish being tasty.
CARLA HALL As a singer, I float around. I'm kind of scatty, bouncing around a lot. I try to adapt to what&#...
DARYL HALL My favourite pool is located in a remote valley in the eastern Lake District, surrounded by vine-hun...
SARAH HALL Swimming in the U.K. is not really about enjoying a sultry experience. It's about cold, clear ac...
SARAH HALL Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appro...
ROBERT HALL Every man on the team was working. To a man, every guy on the team is ready for any situation.
ADAM HALL It's an all-out war every shift. With a team like San Jose, we can enjoy it (Friday night), but we s...
ADAM HALL There is a lot of jockeying for position and our goal is to get home ice in the playoffs. There are ...
ADAM HALL The power play is one of those things that tends to be a little bit streaky, ... Sometimes everythin...
ADAM HALL Anytime you get a chance to play with a player of his caliber, it's going to create a lot of opportu...
ADAM HALL He comes up with his own drills. He sets up the shooters where he wants them, and tells them where t...
ADAM HALL He tries to constantly think of new situations that he might be caught in,
ADAM HALL Since I was about eight years old I've been dreaming of this day, it is very emotional, I'm overwhel...
ADAM HALL I don't think it ever got to the point where I was worried about not being here for the start of tra...
ADAM HALL The last minute like that, that's the kind of goal everybody dreams about.
ADAM HALL Our body is a well-set clock, which keeps good time, but if it be too much or indiscreetly tampered ...
JOSEPH HALL To love a man enough to help him, you have to forfeit the warm, self-righteous glow that comes from ...
RON HALL The truest form of love is how you behave toward someone, not how you feel about them.
STEVE HALL Perfection is the child of time.
JOSEPH HALL Your ability to learn depends partly on your ability to relinquish what you've held.
MILTON HALL He is great enough that is his own master.
JOSEPH HALL A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world.
MANLY HALL Seldom if ever was knowledge given to keep, but always to impart. The grace of this rich jewel is lo...
BISHOP HALL A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the ...
JOSEPH HALL Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
RANDALL HALL You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
JUDGE HALL Nothing fools people as much as extreme passion.
BISHOP HALL My mother wanted me to be a lawyer and I wanted to be an Actor. So I went to school, majored in thea...
ARSENIO HALL