I've done quite a few adverts. I've also done some presenting and acting work in Spain. I did a lot of Spanish education videos for people wanting to learn English.
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Related I've done a lot of training in martial arts. I started out in warring tempo, I did sports jujits... BOOBOO STEWART I've made my records and I've done all the interviews. I've done lots of long tours. I... FRANK BLACK Like a lot of people, I have been a leader in some things, and I've been a follower in some thin... TIM KAINE I've done a few studio films in the last few years where I feel like I've done good work, an... ILLEANA DOUGLAS I've always done method acting. I'm a method actor, and I've done that for years. I neve... JESSICA WHITE I don't speak Spanish. I've done Spanish 1 and 2 classes. My grandma asked me when I was you... SCOTTY MCCREERY Originally, I thought English was more my home. But Spanish is so much more romantic. I've had t... LA INDIA I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or drama... MIREILLE ENOS I slightly lost my enthusiasm for most acting, but I've done some little bits and pieces - curio... HUGH GRANT I've done a little directing, but I love acting more. DANICA MCKELLAR Yeah, I've played a lot of instruments, and I played in a lot of bands growing up, and I've ... ALESSANDRO NIVOLA I've done comedy, and I've done drama. I've sort of been a journeyman in my career so fa... ZACHARY KNIGHTON Because I've done a lot of theater, I know what power is and how megalomaniacs are, since I'... LANCE HENRIKSEN I'm an actor first and foremost, who happens to do improv. I've also done sitcoms, I've ... WAYNE BRADY Apparently I work for free, look at some of the independent films I've done. PATRICK WARBURTON I've enjoyed all the work I've done, and I feel quite lucky that I haven't been playing ... NATASHA LITTLE I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've d... JOHN POLSON I think I've done 200 plays and 125 movies, so I've been very lucky to have made a living at... CHARLES DURNING I've flown in an international balloon race. I've piloted my own plane. I've ridden to t... JOAN FONTAINE I love Spain. It's my favorite country that I've been to and I've traveled quite a bit. ... BITSIE TULLOCH I've achieved more than some people do in a lifetime, but it doesn't mean I've done it a... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON I've actually done a lot of comedy. NATALIE ZEA I've done a lot of things in my life. DANIEL CRAIG I've done drag races. I've done Long Beach Grand Prix stuff. I've done NASCAR stuff. Jus... BILL GOLDBERG I was quite surprised how easily people wanted to pigeonhole things I've done. BILL FORSYTH I've worked with a lot of gay and lesbian organizations. I sit on the board of the Empire State ... BILLY PORTER Well, I've done a lot of strips since I've been here about Zippy and me being in Connecticut... BILL GRIFFITH Because I've done a lot of television, I'm sort of a generalist. I'm not a pastry cook, ... JULIA CHILD My fragrance is rose and amber, and I was just very specific. A lot of what I've done, at the st... STELLA MCCARTNEY I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who ha... JIM CARREY I've never, ever done a piece of work - and can't imagine doing a piece of work - when I'... NATASHA LITTLE I've done approximately 15 films, and most of the things I've done have either been stunt or... VERNE TROYER I've been told I've done a lot of flop movies. And I think, 'Wow, I've never conside... ROBIN WRIGHT I've done 'Two Gentlemen of Verona,' I've understudied Iago in 'Othello.' I&... ROBERT ENGLUND I've done a lot of guerrilla theater in my time. WOLE SOYINKA A lot of people thought I wasn't doing anything because I was spending a lot of time socialising... DAMIEN HIRST I'd like to do something where there's a strong female character and some action. I've d... VICKY MCCLURE I've been doing a lot of music for films and television for quite a few years. JAN HAMMER I've always felt I had the talent. I've done a lot in my life. I've written, been in ban... PAUL EENHOORN I'd also like to do a play. I've never done theater, and constantly changing and refining a ... NASTASSJA KINSKI I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted fo... DAN HARMON I'm so excited about 'Shattered;' it's something I've really enjoyed working in,... CALLUM KEITH RENNIE I've learned more and more on each show that I've done. I've been blessed and I've g... STEVEN R. MCQUEEN I've done movies with Oliver Stone and Michael Mann. And I've done quite a few dramas in my ... JAMES BELUSHI I've done fine in this business, but I've never made quite enough money to have a family or ... LARRY DRAKE I've done a lot of work other than sci-fi, and between half-hour comedy, stage, and various movi... SCOTT BAKULA I've noticed that a lot of people in film always seem interested in music videos, like it's ... JACK ANTONOFF I've been very physical my whole life. I've done a lot of ballet, fencing and karate, and ev... ASHLEY BELL While I'm quite happy and love doing the atmospheric and quirky stuff, the melodic stuff, I'... TREVOR RABIN So many actors started on soap operas. So yeah, I'd graduated Julliard and done some theater. I&... FINN WITTROCK I've done a lot of TV, but not film. MANNY MONTANA I've enjoyed the time I've had working on films. I've enjoyed television movie-of-the-we... MICHAEL CUDLITZ I've always basically done everything that's been offered to me. I'm one of the few acto... ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Look, I've done some low-budget movies and I've done some big-budget movies, and the big-bud... JOHN CORBETT Some of the regrets I've had about my own career are things I have not done that I should have d... SAMUEL GOLDWYN, JR. I've been really lucky with the people that I've gotten to work with. I learn a lot from the... ABIGAIL BRESLIN People say, 'Gee, you do a lot of mafia movies.' I think I've done two, out of 60. JAMES CAAN It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistak... OZZY OSBOURNE I've done two 'Hamlets,' two 'Lears,' three 'Midsummer Night's Dreams... JACK O'BRIEN This is not to be cocky, but, I go over real well at Comic-Con. I've done quite a few Comic-Cons... KRISTEN BELL You know, I love stop-motion. I've done almost all the styles of animation: I was a 2D animator.... HENRY SELICK I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot... JESSE VENTURA I've done four videos for older people under my new brand, Prime Time, and the missing link was ... JANE FONDA I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I ... PAUL MICHAEL GLASER Sometimes I make very selfish choices; like I did 'Once Upon A Time' for my inner 8-year-old... GINNIFER GOODWIN The U.K. crowds always have a lot of energy, and I've done some milestone shows there that I'... DAMIAN MARLEY I've done a lot of movies, but my favorite was 'Blind Faith.' COURTNEY B. VANCE You see how Spanish, Italians, Portuguese play football. I don't say they are perfect, I say Eng... JOSE MOURINHO For the past 32 years, I've done nothing outside the entertainment business. I've had some r... MEAT LOAF I've been blessed because every single role I've done has been an educated person. I've ... ROSELYN SANCHEZ I worked with Ismail Merchant on 'The Mystic Masseur,' I did 'Sakina's Restaurant,... AASIF MANDVI Almost everything I've done, I've done through my own creativity. I don't think I ever h... BUDDY RICH I've done an awful lot of stuff that's a monument to public patience. TYRONE POWER No matter how many modern parts I do, people still refer to me as Mrs. Costume Drama. Fight Club is ... HELENA BONHAM CARTER I've had quite a few moments I've liked, so it's good enough. BRYAN FERRY I used to really want to go on the stage and then the last couple of years I've done some presen... KATE BOSWORTH I think it's incredible what I've done. A lot of sweat. But as an innovator, I look back and... DR. DRE Where the material is, that's where you go. I'm a workman: I go to work. I've done movie... PAUL SORVINO I've done a lot of self-improvement. I'm always working on being a better person. JOEL MADDEN I like how steady the work in television is. Films, they're hard to come by. They're elusive... MAMIE GUMMER I've always competed in those shows. Like, I won 'Fear Factor', I did 'I'm a Cel... STEPHEN BALDWIN I don't think I've been in a supporting role in any of the plays I've done, ever. PENELOPE WILTON I met Tyler Perry and we did 'House of Payne' and a movie. We've done a couple other fil... LANCE GROSS I write everything with fountain pens. I don't know why. I've done it since I was bar mitzva... TONY KUSHNER I've done a lot of films that all have been pretty edgy. JA RULE I had a band before I did standup - I've always done music. I got known for being funny, and tha... EDDIE MURPHY I want to direct films, because I am a painter and a sculptor and I've done a lot of writing. XANDER BERKELEY I still feel I'm doing the same work I've always done. ELIZABETH MCGOVERN I've made over 25 studio albums, and I think probably I've made two real stinkers in my time... DAVID BOWIE I don't do the media because of 'Woo-woo, Julia Butterfly,' as I call it. I'm not in... JULIA BUTTERFLY HILL I love doing kids' shows, and I love working with kids. I've done a lot of it. A lot of peop... ALAN ARKIN I think I have music in me! I had a scholarship to study singing at one point, and I've never re... GARRET DILLAHUNT I've done TV and I've done film, and I'm not snobby about it. It's about the project... KELLY MACDONALD Sometimes I feel I can't quite master my written and spoken Spanish, because I'm too much a ... SANDRA CISNEROS I've done the Kennedy Center many times. I've sang for Marian Anderson. I've sang for Ma... ARETHA FRANKLIN I believe in reincarnation, and I believe I've lived quite a few lives. DR. DRE I've done my time. I've done it as well and as respectfully as I think anyone can. O. J. SIMPSON Everything I've done I've just fallen into. DAVID JOHANSEN It's sad to know I'm done. But looking back, I've got a lot of great memories. BONNIE BLAIR 'Sherlock' fans are, by and large, an intelligent breed, so they've gone through my back... BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
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DOROTHY PARKER Oh seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I... DOROTHY PARKER She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. DOROTHY PARKER Inventory: "Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend... DOROTHY PARKER If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the... DOROTHY PARKER There's little in taking or giving There's little in water or wine This living, this livin... DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown? DOROTHY PARKER In youth, it was a way I had, To do my best to please. And change, with every passing lad<... DOROTHY PARKER I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER As society advances the standard of poverty rises. THEODORE PARKER All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a... DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply... DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi... DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si... DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm. DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ. JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands, Houses of marble, and billowing farms, Pearls, to trickle ... DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ... DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo... THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t... THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infi... DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head, They stroked my cheek and brow; And time could heal a hu... DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh. THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are. DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ... DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world. DOROTHY PARKER