I've been working on 'The New York Times' crossword puzzle on the subway. I can make it until about Wednesday.

I had a big 'New York Times' crossword puzzle phase.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

The 'New York Times' reviews of my work have been evenly divided - favourable and unfavourable.

I pay attention to the news. I take the 'New York Times.' I do the Saturday crossword.