I've been using the same hair wax for as long as I can remember. I'm not a gel guy, I'm not a perfume guy, not really into any of that.

I've always been an eccentric, a rocker at heart. I can't play the guitar, but I can play the griddle.

If it tastes really good, and it's funky, it's funkalicous. If the guy making it is funky, he's funkintacious.

My spiked hair goes back about 15 years ago. I had long, curly rocker hair then. The woman who cuts my hair thought I needed a new style, so I let her surprise me. I flipped when I first saw it, but I soon realized the look was really me. I've always been a little crazy.

I have been singing randomly, obsessively, obnoxiously for as long as I can remember.

I'm a five-seasons griller! Did you know I added a new season? Living in Cali, I'm cooking in the yard all the time. I don't care what the weather is like. My hair is impervious to any kind of dampness, so I don't have too much to worry about.