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I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me.


Geezer Butler

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No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.
SHIRLEY BASSEY I don't sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND My life is really quite conservative. I've been married nearly 50 years. I don't have hobbie...
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN If you've been married for 400 years, as I have, it's nice to experience first love again an...
E. L. JAMES I think I've had an interesting life. I've done films, TV, theatre and got married. I don...
KABIR BEDI I've been married to the same woman for forty years, and whenever people ask us how we managed t...
WAVY GRAVY I don't think things happen for a reason, but I think it's perfectly possible to experience ...
GLEN DUNCAN I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible thing...
BEN ELTON Simple things don't interest me.
HIAM ABBASS I've been married to Kris for 21 years, and there have always been rocky times. And it's not...
CAITLYN JENNER I've been extraordinarily fortunate that I've been able to go live a very active, stressful ...
DICK CHENEY I've been a huge Psychedelic Furs fan for a long time. I love Butler's paintings, too. I lik...
NORMAN REEDUS For me, it took five years to understand what professionalism meant. But I'm more settled now. I...
BRIAN O'DRISCOLL We've been together 32 years and married for 27.
SALLY QUINN No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.
SHIRLEY BASSEY Wherever I've been, and I've been to over 20, maybe 25, countries in Africa, I've notice...
BUNKER ROY Don't feel sorry for me. I've had a great life, great friends.
O. J. SIMPSON I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
SAM KINISON I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't b...
STEVEN TYLER I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a butler. I couldn't for the life of me do the job in ...
JIM CARTER I've been angst-ridden all my life, but finally I'm in a place where things don't matter...
KATE DICKIE For me, I've always wanted to be a nun. I mean, I think about what it's like to be a nun. An...
KATE MICUCCI For people who don't know me, I practiced medicine in Casper, Wyoming for 25 years as an orthope...
JOHN BARRASSO I've been writing fiction probably since I was about 6 years old, so it's something that is ...
CANDACE BUSHNELL I've been directing for 25 years almost, and I've only directed nine films in that time beca...
HAROLD RAMIS I've been an outsider all my life - I don't care.
CHLOE SEVIGNY I have a lot of good role models in my family for things off the court - like my older sister, who&#...
VENUS WILLIAMS I've been around the track a lot. I've had the best of the years, and I don't want a sin...
ABRAHAM A. RIBICOFF I've been touring for 25 years. I'm used to it, so I love it. Although I feel the tug of hom...
JOSHUA BELL It's been very nice. I haven't gotten out too much because we've been working a lot but ...
BO DEREK I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married m...
BRITT EKLAND 'Statistically, people who have been happily married and then widowed tend to remarry.
NIGELLA LAWSON Don't ask me who's influenced me. A lion is made up of the lambs he's digested, and I...
CHARLES DE GAULLE I know some people who are like, 'I love fitness,' and I feel like if you have to say that, ...
MATT MCGORRY Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced a...
WALLY SCHIRRA You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.
GRETA GARBO I don't have high expectations anymore. Maybe they've just been beaten out of me.
ELISABETH SHUE There's no point thinking, 'Well, my life's certainly worked out, I've got all the a...
MICHAEL FASSBENDER I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don...
DAN AYKROYD I've been a spy for almost all of my adult life - I don't like being in the spotlight.
EDWARD SNOWDEN I have decided that I won't take up assignments that don't interest me.
LATA MANGESHKAR I don't want a job, and I think I've been trying my hardest to make sure I don't have a ...
MAC DEMARCO I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
PATRICK MARBER I'm first and foremost a company man, surprising as that is. I love Warner Brothers. That's ...
TODD PHILLIPS I don't really have any interest in allowing other people's kind of idiotic, unnecessary, ei...
ANDY BIERSACK I have never been one of those actors who say, 'Oh, my character wouldn't do this,' or &...
D. B. SWEENEY A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't peop...
JERRY LEWIS Don't hate me, but I've always been skinny. I got lucky.
MALIN AKERMAN Don't look at your legs and think: 'They're fat.' Think: 'These things carry me ...
TRINNY WOODALL I've been in this business for 40 years - you do a show, and you don't know what's going...
RANDEE HELLER I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn&...
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN Don't ask who's influenced me. A lion is made up of the lambs he's digested, and I'v...
GIORGOS SEFERIS It's a difficult undertaking. I've been married for four years and I see this movie as a cau...
MARK RUFFALO I've been acting for 25 years, living out of suitcases on theater tours or film locations.
ALFRED MOLINA I have rooms full of little dongly things and don't want any more. Half the little dongly things...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I have represented farmers in federal court during the Iowa farm crisis. A farmer from Butler County...
BRUCE BRALEY The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I've moved crates o...
VINCENT RODRIGUEZ III I don't know Bengali perfectly. I don't know how to write it or even read it. I have an acce...
JHUMPA LAHIRI I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
SINEAD O'CONNOR I've had four amazing men in my life, very strong, powerful, wonderful men. I certainly will hav...
CHERYL TIEGS He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
VICTOR BORGE I have been a fan all my life, but now I have been out of football for over 10 years, and out of bas...
BO JACKSON I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is...
ELAYNE BOOSLER It's certainly not a shock to find that the industry has no imagination. I think people don'...
NATHAN LANE I've never been in love with fashion, actually; trends and catwalks don't interest me. I lov...
TIM WALKER I've owned a business for 26 years. My family isn't in politics and my supporters aren't...
MARK NEUMANN I've always been able to make choices that don't embarrass me.
DANNY GLOVER Singing and being truthful to a song... I've developed that skill, and I know how to do that rea...
TAYLOR DANE I've been a photographer all these years... I haven't been in my own darkroom for 10 years.
GRAHAM NASH I want to get married and have children and live happily ever after. That's important to me.
CORY MONTEITH I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over my initial astonishment. As fo...
NADIA BOULANGER I've been to two festivals in my life, and I've never been to Toronto. I haven't really ...
JOSS WHEDON I'm a very determined businesswoman... I've got lots of things to do, and I don't have t...
KIM BASINGER I've been blackmailed a billion times. I've been sued for ridiculous things. At one point in...
R. KELLY I've been using a computer for quite some time, and I don't understand everything.
BETTY PARSONS I happen to go for the simplest, most ordinary things. The extraordinary doesn't interest me. I&...
JOHN HUGHES I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, o...
FRED WILLARD I wrote that song 'Black,' and it was just this idea that I had been married for 10 years. E...
DIERKS BENTLEY You get your heart stomped by the opposite sex, and you're hurting so badly that you write '...
DAN HILL I've lived a very colorful life, and I've said some things, But not once have I taken them b...
JAMES MATTIS People in Scunthorpe don't care what I say. And I'm not camp, either. I'm a geezer. I...
BOY GEORGE Men are men. I've been married to my husband for eight years now; we've been together for 16...
TIA MOWRY I don't have a career, I have a life. I don't have an exterior judgment on what would be goo...
TILDA SWINTON I've always been really private about my personal life. I don't talk about it.
AGYNESS DEYN I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've...
KEVIN COSTNER I ski every three years or so. I don't have the ingrained confidence that others do, but I'l...
CHERIE LUNGHI Over the years, I've heard a lot of people who don't feel that they have it in them to do an...
KAJA FOGLIO Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated i...
LUCILLE BALL I wasn't looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man - a geologist...
LINDA MCCARTNEY I've never been cool - and I don't care.
CELINE DION I think I've developed a sort of ADD for geography now. When I've been in a country for too ...
ELIZABETH DEBICKI I don't drink coffee. I've never had a cup of coffee in my entire life. That's something...
STEVEN SPIELBERG I'm in a monogamous relationship and have been for many, many years. I think it's a choice. ...
NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU Things don't weigh me down any more. I confront things, and I move on. I don't dwell on thin...
RICKI-LEE COULTER I haven't the faintest idea what my royalties are. I haven't the faintest idea how many copi...
JOYCE CAROL OATES At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don&...
MUHAMMAD ALI I've made apologies to people I needed to, but I can't apologise to people I don't know ...
SIENNA MILLER I bite my nails. I've been chewing on them for years. As long as you don't chew through fles...
ED WESTWICK I've been auditioning for a few movies here and there. I don't want anything to get in the w...
CASSIE VENTURA I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.
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SAMUEL BUTLER A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not se...
SAMUEL BUTLER The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much about not bein...
SAMUEL BUTLER The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
SAMUEL BUTLER The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
SAMUEL BUTLER Conscience is thoroughly well-bred and soon leaves off talking to those who do not wish to hear it.
SAMUEL BUTLER Union may be strength, but it is mere blind brute strength unless wisely directed.
SAMUEL BUTLER The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared by all that is.
SAMUEL BUTLER Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
SAMUEL BUTLER The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
SAMUEL BUTLER He that complies against his will, Is of his own opinion still.
SAMUEL BUTLER Spontaneity is only a term for man's ignorance of the gods
SAMUEL BUTLER To be at all is to be religious more or less
SAMUEL BUTLER Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
SAMUEL BUTLER The extremes of glory and of shame, Like east and west, become the same No Indian prince has to his ...
SAMUEL BUTLER One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underg...
SAMUEL BUTLER A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to ...
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