I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

I don't consider myself to be a celebrity. I don't fit that mould.

'Where is your million-dollar shirt?' I'm like, 'It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on.'

With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.