I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.

My parents were just really weird and protective about the music I listened to. Whenever I wanted to buy an album, they would have to buy it first and listen to it and let me know if I could have it.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.