I've always been slightly embittered about computers because it was the only subject I failed at school.

I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

I've always been a geek and slightly awkward... slightly umm... I was never the cool kid at school.

Everybody jokes about that old story about the world only needing five computers, but when you think about it, that's where we're heading.

If you are going to need more computers in a school, you need to know that before you start renovating so you can provide the electrical hookups necessary.