I'm very superstitious... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.

I'm very superstitious... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.

I think it is bad luck to put shoes on a table or walk under ladders.

Oh, I'd never put my elbows on the table.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK IN A MAN'S SHOES TO KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS, BUY HIM A NEW PAIR, TO GET HIM TO WHERE HE'S GOING.

I could walk a mile in your shoes, but I already know they're just as uncomfortable as mine. Let's walk next to each other instead...