I'm too tasteful for my pants.

I wanted it to look real Christmassy, but I didn't want it to look gaudy. I wanted it as tasteful as possible.

It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.

If you don't think too good, don't think too much.

It had to be the pants.

I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you. The difference is, once I get my pants on I make sales! Coffee is for closers!