I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.

I don't care if I'm cool or not. I've always been an awkward person anyway.

I'm probably the most negative person around.

I'm not a pretty person. I don't like pretty, so I don't feel badly. Most of the world is not with me, but I don't care.

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.

If he does that, that's fine with me. I don't care if he's egged.