I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.