I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

I went to a Catholic school, and I just rebelled.

I went to Catholic school. Do as you're told; don't ask questions and you will be illuminated.

I was raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years.

I went to a Catholic School, and underneath my school uniform, I wore a metal shirt.

Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.