I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year.

And I have a couple swimsuit calendars I did that are coming out.

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.

I've always liked Playboy; I think it's very tasteful.

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason.

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.